Muffin Top, Tennessee

The other day, Charlie said, “I need to get bicycling. I put on a pair of pants and I muffin topped.” I laughed through my nose. Never heard that one before. And yes, I am the Muffin Man.

Another thing I didn’t know — but apparently everyone in the world does: Bookkeeper is the only word in the English language with a triple-double…ookkee. Hmmm. I must have spent too much time eating muffins and too little time studying.

And for those of you who have a song running through your head because of the title, here’s the payoff.