Porn=Happiness?

by Frank Roche on August 20, 2008

When I walked past this Porsche Cayenne parked in Highland Park, I did a double take. Sure, it’s a beautiful car, but look down.

Yeah, that’s what I thought. Can you actually get a license place that says PORN on it, even if it’s spelled POR N? And what does POR N HAP mean? Porn=happiness? I don’t get it. Why didn’t they get POR N STR? And isn’t it weird to see the word PORN over Abe Lincoln’s face?

{ 7 comments }

blackmailismylife August 20, 2008 at 4:16 pm: What about “poor and happy?” I'm guessing it's a joke that only a rich person makes on a vanity license plate. Lulz are worth less with inflation and supply-side shocks, I guess.
Frank August 20, 2008 at 4:22 pm: I guess I missed the joke on that one because it was too precious…I mean, it's on a Porsche. Honest to goodness. I could see it on a Datsun….this is just one of those things, if that is what they meant, I want to go kick their door. (Not really….but u get the point.)
Moni August 20, 2008 at 4:26 pm: HAHAHA!
lruettimann August 20, 2008 at 4:55 pm: There is no unintentional porn out there.
lruettimann August 20, 2008 at 4:56 pm: There is no unintentional porn out there.
Sheryl August 21, 2008 at 9:56 am: Maybe it is short for Porsche and Happy
Frank August 21, 2008 at 12:52 pm: Well, you're right…I'm an idiot. LOL. Boys never grow up.