When Sheryl Tells You to Use Neosporin, Do It

My freakin’ leg looks like some kind of advertisement for what not to do when you abrade your shin to the bone on the filthiest treadmill in Pennsylvania. I thought for a couple days there after I crashed and burned at the Upper Main Line YMCA that I’d let my leg heal in the air. Bad idea.

Here’s a hint: When Sheryl tells you to use Neosporin, do it. It’s that, or else start calling yourself peg leg. Arrrgggh.

Posted on August 26, 2008
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  • A red hot iron applied to the wound is also effective.
  • You know, if I lived in the Wild West, I would have taken a shot of whiskey, bitten down on a piece of leather, and let them cauterize my leg. Which is why I'm glad I live in the modern era...I'll go with Neosporin and peroxide.
  • It is magical, man...it's working...and I'm going for it with multiple applications per day.
  • i remember telling a friend one time that Neosporin (or the generic offspring) is one thing i will never give up. i don't care if dead baby seals are on the ingredients list - it's probably right after ground unicorn horn. that stuff is magical.
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