I’m Going to Start Tying the Merovingian Knot on My Ties

Tell me this isn’t the coolest knot you’ve seen in a long time. I’ve been a Windsor knot man for a long while (although I do the occasional four-in-hand), but this Merovingian knot is something I’m going to use.

Michael Jackson Is Dead and I Don’t Care

Check out this video — I think it tells most of the story about Michael Jackson. (Note: IT IS VERY NSFW, AND SOME PEOPLE MAY BE OFFENDED BY THE WORDS IN THE SONG.)

If the video is too much, you can read this really great article called “Michael Jackson, world famous pedophile, dead at 50.”
Here’s my [...]

Wrong Way Corrigan Had Nothing on Me

I couldn’t find my car in the parking lot at the Wilmington Amtrak station tonight. I spent 10 minutes walking around the garage thinking, ‘Gee, I don’t remember angled parking.” But it was early when I parked my car this morning. Finally, I gave up and walked to the office.
“I seem to have misplaced [...]

Thoughts on a Perfect Sunday Morning

Perfect mornings come around on every once in a while. This morning is one of those. All the windows are open in my living room, and all I hear is the chirping and whistling of hundreds of birds. You know how people say, “There isn’t a cloud in the sky”? There isn’t. Benny J. Cat [...]

Congratulations, Matt

Matt graduated from Conestoga High School last night. He did great in high school (see all that bling around his neck?) and I’m certain he’ll do great at NYU. We’re really proud of him.
I must say that although you know your kid is growing up and getting older, going to his graduation put a fine [...]