People Who Can’t Park Suck

by Frank Roche on September 11, 2007

Bad Parking

Here’s enough reason to take someone’s driver’s license away. People who can’t park suck.

I took this picture at my train station. Check out “Omar’s” minivan. First, it’s not even close to being a decent parking job. Second, this is exactly the kind of putz who would think nothing of smacking your door with his piece-of-crap, scraped up door. Third, look closely at the back of that van. That dude has backed into more poles than Britney Spears and Paris Hilton combined.

  • http://dragonballyee.com/blog albert

    if there were one test which i’d vote for to be nationalized, it would be the driving test. i was shocked to hear, from my girlfriend, that CT drivers DO NOT have a parallel parking section of their test. i recall meeting another person from a different state who never learned as well. madness.

    and why is it that idiots in gigantic cars can’t park? i want to bust a side mirror every time i see a stupid h2 jutting out into the middle of the street.

  • http://dragonballyee.com/blog albert

    if there were one test which i’d vote for to be nationalized, it would be the driving test. i was shocked to hear, from my girlfriend, that CT drivers DO NOT have a parallel parking section of their test. i recall meeting another person from a different state who never learned as well. madness.

    and why is it that idiots in gigantic cars can’t park? i want to bust a side mirror every time i see a stupid h2 jutting out into the middle of the street.

  • http://www.knowhr.com/blog Frank

    Albert, I swear, when I see those little hammers that can break your windshield in case of emergency, I want to buy one and crack the windows of idiots who drive big cars and can’t manage them at all. Total putzes. And that van was totally trashed…I mean it’s obvious that person doesn’t know how to drive. Ugh.

  • Frank

    Albert, I swear, when I see those little hammers that can break your windshield in case of emergency, I want to buy one and crack the windows of idiots who drive big cars and can’t manage them at all. Total putzes. And that van was totally trashed…I mean it’s obvious that person doesn’t know how to drive. Ugh.

  • Bill Strahan

    The last line of your post was LMAO funny.

  • Bill Strahan

    The last line of your post was LMAO funny.

  • http://www.knowhr.com/blog Frank

    Bill, LOL. Since I write a G-rated blog, I have to stay within boundaries. But it was a fun thing to write.

  • Frank

    Bill, LOL. Since I write a G-rated blog, I have to stay within boundaries. But it was a fun thing to write.

  • http://www.philafoodie.com PhilaFoodie

    Hilarious pole reference, man. Pure gold.

  • http://www.philafoodie.com PhilaFoodie

    Hilarious pole reference, man. Pure gold.

  • http://merecat.org/ Tony

    May I recommend youparklikeanasshole.com although I don’t think they are accepting photos anymore. Pity. At least they know enough to take the train, since it’s clear they can’t drive. :-)

  • http://merecat.org/ Tony

    May I recommend youparklikeanasshole.com although I don’t think they are accepting photos anymore. Pity. At least they know enough to take the train, since it’s clear they can’t drive. :-)

  • http://www.knowhr.com/blog Frank

    Tony, that is so funny. You’re right, I’m glad they’re off the road. I have to check out the sight…I’m already laughing. And, I wished that I had one of those cards I see every once in a while at card shops….they You Are a Rotten Parker kind of thing. Funny.

  • Frank

    Tony, that is so funny. You’re right, I’m glad they’re off the road. I have to check out the sight…I’m already laughing. And, I wished that I had one of those cards I see every once in a while at card shops….they You Are a Rotten Parker kind of thing. Funny.

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