Don’t Tase Me, Bro

“Don’t Tase me, bro” is my favorite new phrase. And this is simply my favorite Tasering, which overtakes my former favorite — Rick Sanchez demonstrating how much it hurts on CNN. (His signature line: “Oh, god, guy-yi-yi. It hurts.”) There’s nothing better than seeing that little bitch from the University of Florida feel the heat of 50,000 volts. I’ve watched this one 10 times, and I might entertain myself a few more times. Don’t tase me, bro. I need that t-shirt.