My Week Without Bread

by Frank Roche on February 14, 2008

UPDATE: I had to take down the Bread video because it was doing something wanky to the site. You can see it here.

This kind of Bread I can do without. (Although I admit that I knew all the words and songs on that album. We just weren’t that cool in the 70s.) One week down with no bread. It’s a cruel, cruel world. First up, I get this month’s Esquire, thumb it open, and guess what’s staring me in the face? The Best Sandwiches in America. Drool. Second, at Gardenia they brought a basket of fresh-baked breads, including a cinnamon-chocolate muffin. Drool. And in a twist of bread denial that’s more Medieval than a blowtorch and a pair of pliers, Sheryl made chicken-and-biscuits last night. Drool like a St. Bernard in August.

I had the salad.

Score after one week: Frank 1, Bread 0.

{ 16 comments }

PaxRomano February 14, 2008 at 4:20 pm

Frank,

I am laughing now, but next week, Whatshisname and I are starting South Beach so bread will just be a happy memory (at least for the immediate future). But this week, all bets are off, and all foods are fair game.

The last time I went carb free I dropped so much weight I could not believe it.

Next week, I will be feeling your pain!

Pax Romano February 14, 2008 at 12:20 pm

Frank,

I am laughing now, but next week, Whatshisname and I are starting South Beach so bread will just be a happy memory (at least for the immediate future). But this week, all bets are off, and all foods are fair game.

The last time I went carb free I dropped so much weight I could not believe it.

Next week, I will be feeling your pain!

Frank February 14, 2008 at 10:13 pm

Pax, I’m with you and Whatshisname, brother. A week is the longest I’ve ever gone without bread…a week, and it was just this last week.

Good luck with South Beach. I did that before and 40 lbs went away like nothin. If I hadn’t eaten my way through a 4-month client project away from home, it’d still work. I’m going to see what these 6 weeks bring…then we’ll see.

Frank February 14, 2008 at 6:13 pm

Pax, I’m with you and Whatshisname, brother. A week is the longest I’ve ever gone without bread…a week, and it was just this last week.

Good luck with South Beach. I did that before and 40 lbs went away like nothin. If I hadn’t eaten my way through a 4-month client project away from home, it’d still work. I’m going to see what these 6 weeks bring…then we’ll see.

rick February 14, 2008 at 11:53 pm

I feel your “pain”– a pun in French for the unwashed massed who read this blog.

Frank,Pax, try being wheat free forever as am I–except when I cheat. It sucks big time. Frank at least you can choose pasta. Admittedly after a long period of total gluten abstenance I went to alternative grains. However, trust me, nothing beats wheat.

A better video would be the scene from Woody’s Love and Death when he says the word wheat several times. One of my favorite comedies of all time btw.

rick February 14, 2008 at 7:53 pm

I feel your “pain”– a pun in French for the unwashed massed who read this blog.

Frank,Pax, try being wheat free forever as am I–except when I cheat. It sucks big time. Frank at least you can choose pasta. Admittedly after a long period of total gluten abstenance I went to alternative grains. However, trust me, nothing beats wheat.

A better video would be the scene from Woody’s Love and Death when he says the word wheat several times. One of my favorite comedies of all time btw.

CraftyMoni February 15, 2008 at 12:13 am

Good for you for sticking it out for a week! a whole week! I’m definitely impressed.

Moni February 14, 2008 at 8:13 pm

Good for you for sticking it out for a week! a whole week! I’m definitely impressed.

Sarcasmom February 15, 2008 at 12:36 am

Way to go Frank ! Are you ready for round 2 ?

Sarcasmom February 14, 2008 at 8:36 pm

Way to go Frank ! Are you ready for round 2 ?

albert February 15, 2008 at 6:28 am

i was getting worried that a pastrami on rye (with spicy mustard!) wasn’t gonna be on the list, but they did right with Katz’s. that heaping pile of heaven is the best sandwich on earth and worth every expensive penny.

albert February 15, 2008 at 2:28 am

i was getting worried that a pastrami on rye (with spicy mustard!) wasn’t gonna be on the list, but they did right with Katz’s. that heaping pile of heaven is the best sandwich on earth and worth every expensive penny.

Pinky Bear February 15, 2008 at 8:17 am

Wow! That is awesome, Frank! You are my hero (and not the sandwich!)

I usually eat multi-grains and had noticed a great change in my digestive health. I would love to be bread free for a few weeks.

I am trying to et more fruits and veggies. Stop in at Trader Joe’s and get some of their strawberries! They are awesome!

Pinky Bear February 15, 2008 at 4:17 am

Wow! That is awesome, Frank! You are my hero (and not the sandwich!)

I usually eat multi-grains and had noticed a great change in my digestive health. I would love to be bread free for a few weeks.

I am trying to et more fruits and veggies. Stop in at Trader Joe’s and get some of their strawberries! They are awesome!

Frank February 15, 2008 at 11:16 am

Heading into Week 2. Thanks for the cheers, folks. Pinky Bear, I’m gonna try the strawberries….more fruit and veggies. But, Albert, that sandwich at Katz’s is scrumptious. Might have one of those some day….but not for a while.

Frank February 15, 2008 at 7:16 am

Heading into Week 2. Thanks for the cheers, folks. Pinky Bear, I’m gonna try the strawberries….more fruit and veggies. But, Albert, that sandwich at Katz’s is scrumptious. Might have one of those some day….but not for a while.

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