There was big news last month when some dude said he found Jesus in a Cheeto. Big deal. First, I think that looks more like that ugly kid from Mask than it looks like Jesus. Second, I found the Loch Ness Monster.
Loch Ness Cheeto
And as an extra Olympics bonus, I found the Michael Phelps Cheeto, and will soon gold plate it to commemorate the most decorated American Olympian in history.
Michael Phelps Cheeto
