Think Having Jesus in a Cheeto is a Big Deal? I Have the Loch Ness Monster

by Frank Roche on August 13, 2008

There was big news last month when some dude said he found Jesus in a Cheeto. Big deal. First, I think that looks more like that ugly kid from Mask than it looks like Jesus. Second, I found the Loch Ness Monster.

Loch Ness Cheeto

And as an extra Olympics bonus, I found the Michael Phelps Cheeto, and will soon gold plate it to commemorate the most decorated American Olympian in history.

Michael Phelps Cheeto

{ 11 comments }

laurie ruettimann August 13, 2008 at 9:47 pm: It’s like the Rorschach of Cheetos. I see Dino from The Flintstones and Jesse Owens.
Frank August 13, 2008 at 9:52 pm: LOL…yeah, I can see Dino for sure. I was also going with Michael Phelps Cheeto as Statue of Liberty Cheeto.
Merci August 13, 2008 at 9:58 pm: Second one looks like King Kong to me. First one looks like Dino or a broomstick horse. Do they even make those anymore?
Frank August 13, 2008 at 10:05 pm: This is the Rorschach Test! Dino I’m totally getting…maybe Dino was a relative of Nessie! King Kong…lol.

Wow, Merci, broomstick horses. I don’t think so…they probably have a video game of one, but not the real thing, or what we had as a kid — a mop.
Marvin August 14, 2008 at 12:33 am: Proceed cautiously, Frank. You’re liable to start a couple of cults if you’re not careful.
Frank August 14, 2008 at 6:32 am: Marvin, I’ll take that under advisement. Sadly, I ate Loch Ness Cheeto and Michael Phelps Cheeto, so that pretty much ends the reverence of the Cheeto icons.
Tami August 14, 2008 at 8:35 am: Funny – I thought Dino for the first one right away too. I do see Micheal Phelps but I’m struggling with the Statue to Liberty. Actually, on the second one I see a big Indian head, feather on top, eyes, nose and chin! Too bad you ate them. I bet you could pay for the boy’s college if you sold them on ebay!

Looking forward to seeing the Roche clan next month!
Frank August 14, 2008 at 6:32 pm: LOL, Dino the Dinosaur it is! The Michael Phelps one is his left arm raising over his head. Does that work?

I look forward to seeing you in Iowa in September. Wedding bells.
Pinky Bear August 16, 2008 at 4:15 am: LOL!
Frank August 16, 2008 at 12:39 pm: The really crazy part is now that Flickr photo is getting a ton of hits. Who would guess? Sadly, Michael Phelps Cheeto is no more.
Frank August 16, 2008 at 8:39 am: The really crazy part is now that Flickr photo is getting a ton of hits. Who would guess? Sadly, Michael Phelps Cheeto is no more.