Funny

I Just Want to Bang on the Drum All Day

by Frank Roche on June 24, 2008

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This sign cracked me up. It’s on 4th Street and Fairmount in a bay window that juts into the sidewalk. I submitted it to Passive Aggressive Notes.com. (We didn’t see the cat, and even though I was tempted to bang on the window to make it come out, I suppressed the urge.)

Grass Doesn’t Grow on a Busy Highway

by Frank Roche on January 28, 2008

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Mowed Head

How’s this one? If I was going to get a tattoo, this is a pretty good one. Grass doesn’t grow on a busy highway. (Fortunately I still have hair there…but it’ll fade. BTW: That’s not me in the pic. I don’t know the provenance of the shot or I’d cite it.)

Alright, Mr. DeMille, I’m Ready for My Closeup

by Frank Roche on January 23, 2008

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This quote by Tallulah Bankhead just cracked me up:

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

Tallulah

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A Cautionary Tale about Facelifts

by Frank Roche on December 3, 2007

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Joan Van Ark

This used to be a beautiful woman, the actress Joan Van Ark. What happened? I have one word for you: Plastics.

If you’re ever thinking about it, don’t do it. You want to see a woman who aged beautifully? Kate.

Kate

He’s Got the Clap

by Frank Roche on November 27, 2007

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721 Claps Per Second – video powered by Metacafe

Is this guy clapping at 721 claps per minute amazing or what?

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