“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.”— Jack Handy
I don’t know why, but that one really cracked me up.
Funny
Sheryl showed me this video of a little kid who throws his arms up in the air and everyone cheers with him during the Phillies victory parade. Quite a smile.
I’m a pretty good eavesdropper. I can’t hear a thing that people say directly to me, but Sarah always laughs when I can hear what people are saying across the room. I like to think of it as my Superman power, but mostly it’s some ADD thing.
On Friday we were out to lunch with the work gang when my ADD kicked in and my SuperHearing kicked in to a conversation among three middle-aged woman at the table next to us. Two of them were celebrating birthdays and it was clear that the group didn’t get together all that often. The conversation was a bit strained and went in fits and starts. Then it came to a crashing halt with this exchange:
Lady Number 1: So, how’s you’re mother? She was doing great the last we talked.
Lady Number 2: She died.
Lady Number 3: Oh.
There was big news last month when some dude said he found Jesus in a Cheeto. Big deal. First, I think that looks more like that ugly kid from Mask than it looks like Jesus. Second, I found the Loch Ness Monster.
Loch Ness Cheeto
And as an extra Olympics bonus, I found the Michael Phelps Cheeto, and will soon gold plate it to commemorate the most decorated American Olympian in history.
Michael Phelps Cheeto
Sometimes videos just make me happy. This is one of them.
Read the back story, it’s well worth it.
Thanks to Tami for sending this one my way.
